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gonzo
12-07-2007, 09:15 AM
Guys wanting to get into this line of work may want to consider being behind the camera.
One tip I can give you is have a unique location other than a hotel suite or just another typical bedroom.
So last weekend I got a bug up my ass to scout out Blood Mountain in North Georgia to take advantage of nature.
After all it costs nothing and if you time your shooting just right you can get some spectacular lighting and avoid those fucking nature buffs.
With that being said I set out to scout the sights at Blood Mountian in North Georgia.

The guys had regaled me with tales of skinny dipping coeds and the elusive "tailhead" on their account of the last hike.

I was conned.
You see Blood Mountian is not a casual stroll for your casual outdoorsman. The summit sits 4460 feet in the air and much of walk is filled with rocks,bolders and roots. Heres the 3d view with my GPS path overlayed so you can get an idea of what I mean.
http://www.hellpuppy.com/bloodtracks.jpg
Most of those places you see the zig zags are called a stichback. I think the reason the call them stichbacks for this trail is becasue you might need stiches when you get back home.
You see there is stone cold step training on those zig zags. The path -if your lucky- is filled with steps carved into the stone that juts out of the face of the mountain.
Next time you see a gym rat on the stepper at the gym remember that the steps on Blood Mountain make em look like a candy ass.
Of course the young track star that was jogging up the trail in persuit of some tight booty would probably laugh at a stepper.
http://www.hellpuppy.com/fatassonmountain.jpg
I did however make it to the summit but if you look at the picture you can see the sun is going DOWN!
We shouldnt have played grabass with the deer we ran across. We shouldnt have been trying to run pimpology on the milf we met on the trail trying to score some trail head.
But we did. And my high dollar flashlight didnt work as we were crab walking down some of those bolders coming off the mountian.
And never get caught at night when its mating season for bears. And Im not talking the kind of bears youd find over on Naked Sword either.
Working in the adult business can be harsh.
Working in this business is hard so bring your A game for working behind the camera or your viagra to for in front of it.